It's Election Night in the United States.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!
If you seek to bury your head in the sand and refuse to peek out until Wednesday morning, not even for all the poppies in Pakistan, we see you.
If you'd rather go to a watering hole and hang on every minute of the total rat-fuck to come, leaning on the shoulders of similarly minded strangers or raging at people you don't agree with, well, we've got a guide for that.