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A Pirate Looks at Forty in a Red Honda ~ Santa Monica

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"Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too lateThe cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunderI'm an over-forty victim of fateArriving too late, arriving too late

I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grassI made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fastNever meant to last, never meant to last."

- Jimmy Buffett

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