"Yes, I am a pirate, two hundred years too lateThe cannons don't thunder, there's nothin' to plunderI'm an over-forty victim of fateArriving too late, arriving too late
I've done a bit of smugglin', I've run my share of grassI made enough money to buy Miami, but I pissed it away so fastNever meant to last, never meant to last."
- Jimmy Buffett