The Nug Report: Purple Wheelchair
Every time I reach for this Indica Dominant, that Dungeon Bros. song gets in my head for an hour..."That purple, that purple, that purple!" This is simply the purplest weed I've ever seen, I think it's fertilized with Grimace guano. It looks black from certain angles, save for the white frost of THC tricromes on the inner leaves and big patches of red hair. This weed has the smells of perfume, tobacco, and grape when squeezed, and is soft to the touch. A massive toke of this bud expands the chest, but is actually very smooth. When the platinum OG I was alternating felt like it was fucking my breathing app up, this bud would come in and save the day. A huge hit struck me in the back of the head, spreading down my body and making it feel super loose and mellow. A nice soft body buzz was complemented by relaxation all around. At most likely around 15% THC, it didn't put me to sleep every time, but when sleepy already, definitely eased me towards dreamland.
