Taco paid a visit to the geeks and gadgets of the E3 Convention, the world’s largest gathering of video-game nuts where everyone was buzzing about how lame the Playstation 3 seemed, Nintendo's incredible wireless Wii, and the C-grade models who populated every booth.
Among the highlights, both cool and absurd, was the Desperate Housewives game (where one can digitally slut out with a hunky neighbor), God of War II, Crysis-the most realistic first person shooter we’ve ever seen-, a Yakuza game, Splinter Cell Double Agent, and X-Box 360's Grand Theft Auto rip-off Saint’s Row, which admittedly has better graphics than its inspiration.