Once I saw the Instagram story asking if anyone would be willing to get creampied for charity, I knew I had to attend the clown sex rave in Downtown Los Angeles.
The party was at 99 Warehouse, a spot quickly becoming a requisite fixture of L.A.'s nightlife scene. At this venue, known for its sex-positive events and wild themes, “cream pie” could mean a couple of different things. Fortunately, this time it meant an actual pie.
“There was supposed to be a giant ball pit, but someone stole it!” owner Lydia tells me as I walked in.